"It might not make any sense, but that's the way it is."
-Ben M., Latin Teacher Extraordinaire.
"Just because I'm a hypocrite doesn't mean I'm not right!"
-Jim W., delivering his "joke on many levels.", Epi Class, Fall 2006
"No, your body never compensates that perfectly. Otherwise, if you had tachycardia, you could go run a marathon."
-Dr. G, Pathology, Fall 2007
Person #1: "Macaroni" is his real name. Person #2: His Biblical name? Person #1: No, I don't think Macaroni is a Biblical name.-Overheard waiting in line at Birmingham "American Idol" auditions 2006.
"But it is certain, that when he makes water, his urine is
congealed ice."
-Lucio the Fantastik, in William Shakespeare's "Measure for
Measure"
"Bread? Cheese? I can make hamburgers!!!"
-Some member of the Improv Comedy Troupe, Like Disco but Not Really